For the most part, I believe commercials are pretty corny. Some are even down right idiotic. There are those, however, that make me laugh.
What if the world were actually flat. Do you think someone would have put up a sign at one end that said “Columbus was here…ONCE!!”
Wouldn’t you feel really strange if you woke up one day and the only person moving was you. Everybody else seemed to be just standing still. Funny how I think of that one right after work.
think of a world with no capitals, no punctuation, and no grammar, ahhh high school english
If my cup runneth over, do I use Viva, Brawny, or the cheap brand to clean it up? Since I usually just tear a bunch off the roll to do the job, does it really matter?
my ex used to invite me to lunch and let me pay
Have you become like your parents? Do you say things now that, when you were younger used to make you scratch your head?
Suppose you got pulled over, the officer asked you to step out so he/she can search the car. What type of reaction do you think you would get if you asked them not to search the trunk?!?
I saw this on TV last night…….ever get mad at someone and tell them they had a scrawny fat little a$$?
Election campaigns seem to be all about making your opponent look bad. If all the candidates are successful whom do we vote for?
Do you think the Packers will find the right goalie, hit a home-run and repeat as NBA champs wait…what? ahhhhh never mind.
If technology was originally designed to make us smarter, how come all the talk now a days is about the dumbing down of America?
sorry about that I had to think!!!!
When Thomas Gray wrote “ignorance is bliss” I am pretty sure he didn’t mean on a daily basis.
Here we go again….ignorance is to stupidity….as common sense is to book smarts!
If life deals you lemons you are supposed to make lemonade. I am not a big lemonade fan, I would rather make margaritas
Grudge– nasty little creature with sharp nails on its fingers, claws for toes, and fangs. No matter how nice you are to them they will bite you.
what if there were no more what ifs, what the hell would I have to ramble about then?
I am going to end this here for now just because I can. You know what? I can always create a second version anytime…………