Dear Mother Nature,
I have seen in commercials of the past that we were told we can’t fool with you. Yet lately here, you seem to have no problem messing with us. The weather patterns have been perplexing to say the least. One day we have fifty degree weather with gusting winds, and the next day it is eighty and calm.
In some places the severity of storms has been over the top. More tornadoes than usual, along with the hurricanes and earthquakes. Well pardon the pun, but you have really shaken things up.
Also I have noticed, in certain parts of the country, you seem to have done away with spring and summer. I really miss them. I am wondering if we will ever get them back.
I have always teased my family and friends that you have been punishing them for all the complaining they do. They say it is too hot during the summer. Then during the winter it is too cold. They are never happy. If I am right and this is the case, I do not feel punishment is the answer. People as adult as some may be can still act like children and they still do not respond well to discipline. Maybe we can work out some kind of retribution. Some way for them to show their praise of your different moods and attitudes.
During the winter months when you snow down on them and fill them with a chill. They can remove that chill by skiing down your wintry slopes, building snowmen, and taking to the lodging for some nice hot chocolate.
The spring time should be filled with planting of flowers to praise and beautify Mother Earth. Of course we will need some of those illustrious spring showers to help them grow full and lively.
In the summer, maybe we can show our appreciation for the heat by going to our favorite swimming hole. Playing volleyball in the sand or building sand castles on the wondrous beaches you have provided.
In the fall we shall celebrate the time with a raking of the beauty that has befallen to our lawns. Praising the crispness of the days and the bounty of our crops, with October Fests.
I know you are a very busy mother, but if you have the time could you please let me know if I have gotten it figured. I do so love being right, but more importantly, I would love to discuss a way we could work something out. I really would love to get back to the four seasons again.
Disclaimer: Note to the people NO MORE COMPLAINING ABOUT THE WEATHER!!